SlapPhone
Your phone did not ask for this. Packed reactions, fake glass damage, flip drama, and plug-in commentary. This will not end well.
iOS 16+ · Android 10+ recommended
SlapPhone is a reaction app for your phone: it uses motion sensors to feel taps and slaps, then fires back with voices, memes, and pure chaos. Fake cracks, flip drama, port sounds — plus live leaderboards so you can track ranks and climb. Your phone did not sign up for this.
Choose how your phone screams. Tap one — every hit plays a random clip.
Slap it or just wiggle it in your hand. Either way, it reacts.
Motion sensors catch everything from a polite tap to full commitment. Intensity maps to reactions — your phone judges you.
Rotate and flip your phone like a flip phone era soap opera. Open the vibe — creak. Close the vibe — engine stop. Fidget — violin concert.
Cracked glass overlays stack with every hit. Keep going until your screen looks absolutely cooked. Coworkers will panic.
Plug or unplug accessories — charging, audio, anything the OS exposes — and let the chaos commentary begin.
The only app that piles this much drama on your phone.
Compete
Watch your slap score, streaks, and season XP stack up in real time. Compare with friends or global boards, see who is ahead, and grind missions to climb tiers — from bronze chaos to mythic menace.
slap_king_99
Slap XP
flip_lord
Slap XP
you?
Slap XP
Illustrative — names and scores are examples.
🎬 Share a Reel
Post a short clip, tag us, go viral — unlock perks when you do. Details inside the app.
Before you ask.
SlapPhone uses standard motion APIs — no hardware mods. If you slap hard enough to damage your device, that is on you.
Sensor behavior varies by model. We target modern iOS and Android; check the store listing for supported devices.
Not at launch — it is on the roadmap. Ship packs are designed to be unhinged enough without DIY.
Sampling runs at a low duty cycle. Enable low-power mode in settings if you want it to sip power.
Motion classifiers aim to ignore normal typing and walking. Crank sensitivity to “feather” at your own risk.
You earn slap XP and streaks from in-app activity. Opt in to share a display name on friends or global boards; seasons reset ranks so everyone gets a new climb. Full details and privacy controls are in the app.
Try the onboarding and a slap test free. Full unlock is a one-time purchase — no subscription circus.
But here we are.
One-time unlock. Every update included. No subscription. No mercy.
iOS and Android — store links when we launch.
